{"title":"Political Merchandise","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"oligarch-tote-bag","title":"Oligarch Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing The Oligarch Tote Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh, Canada! Don't you just love how certain families have a knack for keeping us all in check? Well, meet the Oligarch Tote Bag, featuring the one and only Galen Weston, Canada's grocery oligarch extraordinaire! This isn't your average reusable tote – it's a bold statement, wrapped in sarcasm, and tied with a ribbon of irreverence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehold the illustrious Galen Weston, the nepo-baby of the century, proudly flaunting his status as the scion of the almighty Weston family – the folks who've been pulling the strings in Canada for over a century. With his rictus grin and dressed in his no-name best, he's the face of corporate control, the emblem of the oligarchy that rules your grocery bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut fear not, fellow Canadians! This tote bag isn't just a fashion statement; it's a friendly reminder that we're all at the mercy of the oligarchs, those sneaky folks who love to gouge prices for their personal gain. Thanks to them, we're paying extra for our everyday essentials, so why not carry your groceries in a bag that boldly tells it like it is?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePicture this: Galen Weston's face, a dictionary definition of \"oligarch,\" and a not-so-subtle nod to his hasty departure as Loblaws Corporation's CEO, all printed on a high-quality,canvas tote bag. It's the perfect conversation starter for your next trip to the grocery store or a family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, grab your Oligarch Tote Bag today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Stick it to the man, eh? After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when dealing with the oligarchs. Let's keep it light, keep it sassy, and keep standing up to those who think they can control our wallets – one tote bag at a time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e$5.00 from every sale will be donated to the Goldstream Food Bank in Langford, BC\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003eThis is a novelty product.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40279942398055,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/GalenTote3.jpg?v=1706899223"},{"product_id":"eat-the-rich-tote-bag","title":"Eat The Rich Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our Exclusive, Eat The Rich Tote Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world dominated by oligarchs and power hungry bureaucrats, it's time to make a statement. Introducing our exclusive tote bag, featuring the fierce image of a growling wolf and the bold motto, \"Eat The Rich,\" dripping in defiant red. This isn't just a bag; it's a symbol of reclaiming power, fighting against rising inequality, and standing in solidarity with the masses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeize the Means of Production, Literally!\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from rugged canvas, this tote isn't just a fashion accessory – it's a tool for change. With ample space, it can carry all your essentials and then some, empowering you to seize the means of production and be prepared for whatever comes your way. Whether you're heading to a protest, a library, or the grocery store, this bag has got your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubvert the Status Quo\u003c\/strong\u003e Our tote is designed to carry the ideas they don't want you to read. Challenge the narrative, question authority, and spark conversations that ignite change. This bag isn't just about fashion; it's a vessel for dissent, carrying the weight of knowledge that disrupts the established order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Symbolism of the Wolf\u003c\/strong\u003e The growling wolf isn't just a striking image; it symbolizes courage, loyalty, and solidarity with fellow rebels. Channel the spirit of the wolf as you navigate the urban wilderness, standing resilient in the face of injustice. Let the world know you're part of a pack that fights for a fair and just society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurable, Stylish, and Impactful\u003c\/strong\u003e Constructed with sturdy canvas, this tote is not only a fashion statement but a durable companion on your journey. Carry the weight of change without compromising style or substance. With the \"Eat The Rich\" tote, you're not just making a statement – you're making a lasting impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSocial Impact\u003c\/strong\u003e We believe in putting our money where our mouth is. That's why $5.00 from every sale goes directly to the Goldstream Food Bank. By supporting this tote, you're not just expressing your dissent; you're contributing to the fight against hunger and inequality in our communities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin the revolution – carry the \"Eat The Rich\" tote and let your voice be heard. Eat the rich, empower the masses, and create a future where justice reigns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e#EatTheRich #SocialChangeFashion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 13.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40357062246503,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/IMG_0921.jpg?v=1704507861"},{"product_id":"copy-of-oligarch-tote-bag","title":"Discount Oligarch Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing The Discount Oligarch Tote Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh, Canada! Don't you just love how certain families have a knack for keeping us all in check? Well, meet the Discount Oligarch Tote Bag, featuring the one and only Galen Weston, Canada's grocery oligarch extraordinaire! This isn't your average reusable tote – it's a bold statement, wrapped in sarcasm, and tied with a ribbon of irreverence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehold the illustrious Galen Weston, the nepo-baby of the century, proudly flaunting his status as the scion of the almighty Weston family – the folks who've been pulling the strings in Canada for over a century. With his rictus grin and dressed in his no-name best, he's the face of corporate control, the emblem of the oligarchy that rules your grocery bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut fear not, fellow Canadians! This tote bag isn't just a fashion statement; it's a friendly reminder that we're all at the mercy of the oligarchs, those sneaky folks who love to gouge prices for their personal gain. Thanks to them, we're paying extra for our everyday essentials, so why not carry your groceries in a bag that boldly tells it like it is?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, grab your Discount Oligarch Tote Bag today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Stick it to the man, eh? After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when dealing with the oligarchs. Let's keep it light, keep it sassy, and keep standing up to those who think they can control our wallets – one tote bag at a time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a novelty product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e$5.00 from every sale will be donated to the Goldstream Food Bank in Langford, BC\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40379268497511,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/GalenTote4.jpg?v=1706898987"},{"product_id":"discount-oligarch-tshirt","title":"Discount Oligarch Printed T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"product-single__title\" itemprop=\"name\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-single__description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Discount Oligarch T-Shirt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh, Canada! Don't you just love how certain families have a knack for keeping us all in check? Well, meet the Discount Oligarch T-Shirt, featuring the one and only Galen Weston, Canada's grocery oligarch extraordinaire! This isn't your average reusable tote – it's a bold statement, wrapped in sarcasm, and tied with a ribbon of irreverence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehold the illustrious Galen Weston, the nepo-baby of the century, proudly flaunting his status as the scion of the almighty Weston family – the folks who've been pulling the strings in Canada for over a century. With his rictus grin and dressed in his no-name best, he's the face of corporate control, the emblem of the oligarchy that rules your grocery bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut fear not, fellow Canadians! This T-Shirt isn't just a fashion statement; it's a friendly reminder that we're all at the mercy of the oligarchs, those sneaky folks who love to gouge prices for their personal gain. Thanks to them, we're paying extra for our everyday essentials, so why not wear a T-Shirt that boldly tells it like it is?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, grab your Discount Oligarch T-Shirt today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Stick it to the man, eh? After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when dealing with the oligarchs. Let's keep it light, keep it sassy, and keep standing up to those who think they can control our wallets – one T-Shirt at a time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e$5.00 from every sale will be donated to the Goldstream Food Bank in Langford, BC\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/contact-us\" title=\"Contact Us\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\"\u003ecutoutscanada.com \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e***Subscribe to our mailing list for 10% off your first order \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlease see our shop Policies at purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504014951,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504047719,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504080487,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504113255,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504146023,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504178791,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504211559,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504277095,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504309863,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504342631,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504375399,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504408167,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504440935,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504473703,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504506471,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40380504539239,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/PETee2.jpg?v=1705683991"},{"product_id":"starve-tote-bag","title":"STARVE Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the STARVE Tote Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA collaboration with Canadian artist Cheryl Ozon and Cutouts Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted On Demand using DTG printing technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a novelty product and is not meant to replace your regular reusable grocery bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Enjoy Responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40417492435047,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/StarveTote.jpg?v=1707416391"},{"product_id":"starve-t-shirt","title":"STARVE T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"product-single__title\" itemprop=\"name\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-single__description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the STARVE T-Shirt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-single__description rte\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003eA collaboration between Cutouts Canada and Canadian Artist, Cheryl Ozon\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/contact-us\" title=\"Contact Us\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\"\u003ecutoutscanada.com \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e***Subscribe to our mailing list for 10% off your first order \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlease see our shop Policies at purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700425831,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700458599,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700491367,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700524135,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700556903,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700589671,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700622439,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700655207,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700687975,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700720743,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700753511,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700786279,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Small - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700819047,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Medium - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700851815,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700917351,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Baseball Tee (black arms) \/ Extra Large - Adult Unisex","offer_id":40425700950119,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/STarveTee.jpg?v=1707945054"},{"product_id":"tony-the-tyrant","title":"Tony The Tyrant Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Tony The Tyrant Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA collaboration with Canadian artist E.T.TATZ and Cutouts Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted On Demand using DTG printing technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a novelty product and is not meant to replace your regular reusable grocery bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Enjoy Responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? 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Let us know in a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40469735080039,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/WebImageTote.jpg?v=1709929424"},{"product_id":"doug-ford-grift-tote-bag","title":"Doug Ford GRIFT Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Doug Ford GRIFT Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA collaboration with Canadian artist Cheryl Ozon and Cutouts Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted On Demand using DTG printing technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a novelty product and is not meant to replace your regular reusable grocery bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Enjoy Responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40470990291047,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/GriftTote.jpg?v=1710100693"},{"product_id":"boycott-loblaws-tote-bag","title":"Boycott Loblaws Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Boycott Loblaws Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA collaboration with r\/loblawsisoutofcontrol to commemorate the upcoming national boycott of Loblaws stores and brands, starting in May, 2024!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$5.00 from every sale will go to The Breakfast Club of Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted On Demand using DTG printing technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a novelty product and is not meant to replace your regular reusable grocery bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Enjoy Responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTote Bag measures 13.5\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't see what you're looking for? Send us a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" title=\"Request Form\" target=\"_blank\"\u003enote\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWant a special size or colour? Let us know in a \u003ca title=\"Request Form\" href=\"https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/pages\/custom-order-request\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage\u003c\/a\u003e and we can find a solution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVisit our shop home for more styles: https:\/\/cutoutscanada.com\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Natural Unbleached","offer_id":40501133738087,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/BoycottLoblawsTote.jpg?v=1711142884"},{"product_id":"discount-oligarch-stickers","title":"Discount Oligarch Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Discount Oligarch Sticker!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Popular Demand, Cutouts Canada has developed a Sticker version of our popular Tote Bag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a Matte Finish, and made of PREMIUM 6 mil vinyl, these stickers are thicc and made to last!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Set contains 10 PUBLIC ENEMY Stickers, measuring approximately 4\" tall by 2.5\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$5 from every purchase will be donated to the Goldstream Foodbank\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40715534303335,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/PubEnemySticker.jpg?v=1714591016"},{"product_id":"boycott-loblaws-stickers","title":"BOYCOTT Loblaws Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the BOYCOTT Loblaws Sticker!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Popular Demand, Cutouts Canada has developed a Sticker version of our popular Tote Bag Collab with r\/loblawsisoutofcontrol !\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a Matte Finish, and made of PREMIUM 6 mil vinyl, these stickers are thicc and made to last!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Set contains 10 BOYCOTT Loblaws Stickers, measuring approximately 2.5\" tall by 4\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$5.00 from every sale will be donated to the Breakfast Club of Canada\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40715700502631,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/BoycottLoblawsSticker.jpg?v=1714592826"},{"product_id":"team-bear-stickers","title":"Team Bear Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Team Bear Sticker!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy Popular Demand, Cutouts Canada has developed a sticker that definitively answers the question of Man VS Bear in the forest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a Matte Finish, and made of PREMIUM 6 mil vinyl, these stickers are thicc and made to last!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Set contains 6 TEAM BEAR Stickers, measuring approximately 3.75\" tall by 2.75\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutouts Canada","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40721716576359,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2575\/4704\/files\/TeamBear.png?v=1714780486"},{"product_id":"not-for-sale-printed-t-shirt","title":"Not For Sale Printed T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eStand for Canada’s Sovereignty – Not For Sale T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eCanada’s independence is non-negotiable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e Show your national pride with the \u003cb\u003eNot For Sale T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e, a powerful symbol of \u003cb\u003eCanadian strength, unity, and self-determination\u003c\/b\u003e. Featuring a bold map of Canada and a message of resilience, this shirt is for those who believe in \u003cb\u003eprotecting our nation’s future\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eInspired by moments in history when outside forces challenged Canada’s autonomy, this design serves as a reminder that \u003cb\u003eour country belongs to its people—strong, free, and independent\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether you’re passionate about \u003cb\u003epreserving Canadian sovereignty\u003c\/b\u003e, standing against foreign influence, or simply celebrating national pride, this T-shirt makes a statement that can’t be ignored.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eWhy Canadians Love This T-Shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍁 \u003cb\u003eStand for Canada’s Future\u003c\/b\u003e – Show your commitment to a strong, independent nation.\u003cbr\u003e👕 \u003cb\u003ePremium Comfort \u0026amp; Quality\u003c\/b\u003e – Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day wear.\u003cbr\u003e📢 \u003cb\u003eA Bold \u0026amp; Meaningful Message\u003c\/b\u003e – A design that reinforces Canada’s strength and resilience.\u003cbr\u003e📏 \u003cb\u003eUnisex Fit for All\u003c\/b\u003e – Available in a full range of sizes, so everyone can wear their support.\u003cbr\u003e🎨 \u003cb\u003eDurable, High-Quality Print\u003c\/b\u003e – A bold, long-lasting design that holds up wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eWear the Movement. Protect Canada’s Future.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eFrom \u003cb\u003ecoast to coast\u003c\/b\u003e, Canadians are standing together to uphold \u003cb\u003eour nation’s independence\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether at a rally, a gathering, or simply in your daily life, this T-shirt sends a clear message: \u003cb\u003eCanada’s future is in the hands of its people.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛒 \u003cb\u003eOrder your Not For Sale T-Shirt today and stand for Canada’s sovereignty!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBE AWARE: DUE TO HIGH DEMAND, FULFILLMENT MAY TAKE UP TO 2 WEEKS FROM TIME OF ORDER. WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE AS WE DO NOT USE THIRD PARTY MANUFACTURERS TO PRINT AND SHIP OUR PRODUCTS. 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