{"product_id":"i-m-horrible-in-no-way-fresh-parody-tote-bag-80s-canadian-coffee-shop-satire","title":"I’m Horrible – In No Way Fresh” Parody Tote Bag | 80s Canadian Coffee Shop Satire","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eRemember when a certain Canadian coffee-and-doughnut chain actually felt like a neighbourhood donut shop? This tote bag is a tongue-in-cheek love letter to that era \u003cem data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a jab at what happens when cozy cafés become sprawling fast-food empires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eFeaturing the bold “I’m Horrible – In No Way Fresh” graphic, this design riffs on an iconic 1980s coffee-shop logo to comment on the reality of today’s franchised fast-food world—where bottom-line obsession, precarious labour, and overworked staff can mean burned-out workers and a whole lot less “fresh” in your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003eCreated by Prince Edward Island artist \u003cstrong data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"748\"\u003eLenny Gallant\u003c\/strong\u003e (not the singer—the woodworker and designer), each tote is printed in-house at \u003cstrong data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"846\"\u003eCutouts Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e in Victoria, BC. A portion of every sale goes to Lenny, so you’re supporting a working Canadian artist as well as an independent brick-and-mortar shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eThis bag is perfect for anyone who cares about workers’ rights, has opinions about fast-food labour practices and temporary foreign worker reliance, or just loves sharp Canadian satire with their morning caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eSharp political \/ labour satire\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parody design inspired by a classic 80s Canadian coffee-and-doughnut shop aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eEthically printed in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG printed in-house at Cutouts Canada, Victoria, BC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1462\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1462\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eSupports a working artist\u003c\/strong\u003e – A portion of every sale goes to PEI artist Lenny Gallant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eSturdy everyday carry\u003c\/strong\u003e – Heavyweight natural canvas tote, ideal for groceries, books, and daily errands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1789\"\u003eReusable \u0026amp; eco-friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ditch the disposable takeout bag and carry your protest art instead\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1863\" data-end=\"1866\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1868\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1888\" data-end=\"2128\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1888\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003eMaterial: Heavyweight natural canvas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1929\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eApprox. 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