Alberta Measles Capital Trophy Sticker – Satirical Vinyl Sticker

Why You’ll Want It

Premier Danielle Smith’s love-in with antivaxxers and Health Minister Adriana LaGrange’s teardown of public healthcare have catapulted Alberta to the top of the preventable-disease charts. Celebrate (or roast) that dubious win with this trophy-shaped vinyl sticker featuring an anthropomorphic measles virus flashing a sarcastic thumbs-up. Stick it where irony belongs—your laptop, water bottle, bumper, or protest sign—and let the world know just how “great” Alberta’s public-health policy has become.

Key Features

• Bold Trophy Design – Classic cup silhouette with a cheeky measles-virus mascot; reads “Measles Capital of North America”

• Premium Vinyl – Thick, durable, waterproof, and UV-resistant; built to survive dishwashers, downpours, and daily commute abuse.

• Easy Application – Peels and sticks to any smooth, clean surface without residue.

• Sized for Visibility – Approx. 2.25 in × 3.75 in (5.7 cm × 9.5 cm); big enough to spark conversation, small enough to fit anywhere.

• Printed In-House – Produced at Cutouts Canada, Victoria BC, on eco-solvent equipment for crisp lines and vivid colour.

Perfect For

• Political junkies, healthcare workers, and science advocates

• Satirical gift swaps and stocking stuffers

• Decorating laptops, skateboards, hard-hats, toolboxes, protest placards