“Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird” Common Loon T-Shirt

If you know, you know.

This “Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird” tee is for the people who are fully in their Heated Rivalry era—celebrating that iconic moment where the Common Loon gets absolutely roasted… and instantly becomes a fandom quote worth wearing.

And the loon isn’t just any bird: it’s one of Canada’s most recognizable symbols, featured on the Canadian $1 coin (“the loonie”)—which makes this design feel extra perfect for a hockey romance fandom that lives in Canadian vibes.

The graphic is built like an NHL-style team crest, with a moonlit lake + forest backdrop and textures inspired by the loon’s natural habitat and feather patterning. It’s bold, clean, and reads from across the room—exactly how a good “team logo” tee should.

Printed in-house at Cutouts Canada in Downtown Victoria, BC.

T-Shirt details

• Premium DTG print (direct-to-garment) for sharp detail and rich colour

• Soft, comfortable everyday fit
  

• Printed in-house at Cutouts Canada (Victoria, BC)

Sizing

S Thru 2XL

Care instructions

To keep your print looking fresh:

• Wash inside-out in cold water

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Avoid ironing directly on the graphic

Perfect for

• Heated Rivalry fans (book + TV series crowd)

• Hockey romance readers

• Canadian wildlife / “loonie” lovers

• Gifts for your favourite chaotic re-reader

Grab the matching sticker

Want the full set? Grab the matching “Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird” contour-cut sticker and rep the quote everywhere.