“SEPARATE?! AS IF!!” Alberta Anti-Separatist Contour-Cut Vinyl Sticker

If the idea of Alberta separating makes you roll your eyes into orbit, this one’s for you. Our “SEPARATE?! AS IF!!” sticker is contour cut in the shape of Alberta and features a pop-culture-perfect reaction: pure disgust at the notion of separation—“AS IF!!”

Printed in-house at Cutouts Canada in Downtown Victoria, BC, this sticker is made on ultra premium 6 mil vinyl with a durable finish that’s built for real life: waterproof, UV resistant, and weather-ready.

Perfect for: laptops, water bottles, helmets, toolboxes, notebooks, phone cases, car windows (smooth surfaces), and anywhere you want to broadcast peak “nope” energy.

Details

• Contour cut: Province of Alberta shape

• Material: Ultra premium 6 mil vinyl

• Durability: Waterproof + UV resistant (weather resistant)

• Size: Approx. 2” wide x 3.5” tall

• Made in Canada: Printed in-house at Cutouts Canada (Victoria, BC)

• Application: Best on smooth, clean, dry surfaces