Alberta Measles Madness 2-Pack – Province & Trophy Vinyl Stickers
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Product Overview
Alberta’s UCP brain trust—Premier Danielle Smith and Health-Minister Adriana LaGrange—keep dismantling public healthcare while high-fiving the antivaxx crowd. The result? A province now leading the continent in preventable-disease outbreaks. Commemorate that catastrophic “achievement” with this double-sticker bundle:
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“Measles Capital” Province Sticker – Alberta map silhouette with bold 3-D “ALBERTA” and the tagline “The Measles Capital of North America!”
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“Measles Capital” Trophy Sticker – Gold cup trophy topped by an anthropomorphic measles virus flashing a snarky thumbs-up.
Display both and let everyone know how hard bad policy can fail.
Key Features
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Bundle & Save – Get both satirical designs in one pack; perfect for gifting or double-shot irony.
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Premium Vinyl – Thick, waterproof, UV-resistant; survives dish-washers, rainstorms, and rage-washing.
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Sharp, Full-Colour Prints – Printed in-house at Cutouts Canada (Victoria BC) using eco-solvent inks.
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Easy Peel-and-Stick – Perfect for laptops, water bottles, bumpers, or protest signs.
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Conversation Starter – Sparks debate on healthcare privatization, antivaxx politics, and UCP “leadership.”
Ideal For
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Nurses, doctors, and public-health defenders
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Political junkies & satire lovers
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Protest gear and laptop flair
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Gifts for that one uncle who still forwards antivaxx memes
Why Buy From Us
Cutouts Canada prints every sticker on-site and on-demand — no mass-produced drop-shipping. You support a small Canadian maker while roasting catastrophic policy decisions. Win-win.