Two stickers on a grid background, one shaped like Alberta and the other resembling a trophy with text.

Alberta Measles Madness SUPER SPREADER Pack – 100-Sticker Bundle

$100.00 Sale

What’s Inside

  • 50 × “Measles Capital” Trophy Stickers – Golden cup topped by a grinning measles virus giving the world’s saddest thumbs-up.

  • 50 × “Measles Capital” Province Stickers – Alberta map silhouette trumpeting “The Measles Capital of North America!”

That’s a full 100-sticker arsenal—ready to propagate faster than STIs after the Calgary Stampede.

Why This Exists

Thanks to Premier Danielle Smith and her Health-Minister-turned-antivax-hype-woman Adriana LaGrange, Alberta’s public-health safety net now has more holes than a colander. Clinics are closing, vaccination rates are tanking, and preventable diseases are partying like it’s 1899. Honor (and mock) that catastrophic achievement by blasting these decals across laptops, lamp-posts, and every germy surface from Fort Mac to Lethbridge.

Key Features

  • 100-Sticker Megapack – Enough vinyl to start your own exponential outbreak of sarcasm.

  • Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, dishwasher-safe; survives rodeo dust and prairie thunderstorms.

  • Die-Cut Perfection – Clean contour cuts around each design.

  • Printed In-House – Run on eco-solvent printers at Cutouts Canada, Victoria BC, for razor-sharp colour.

  • Easy Peel & Stick – Adheres to laptops, water bottles, bumpers, protest signs—anything smooth and non-porous.

Deployment Instructions

  1. Stockpile: Break open the pack—try not to sneeze measles confetti everywhere.

  2. Vector: Seek high-traffic zones: festival fences, campus bulletin boards, municipal signposts.

  3. Infect: Peel, slap, smooth. Repeat until herd immunity of satire achieved.

  4. Amplify: Post photos with #MeaslesMadness and @CutoutsCanada. Watch the R-value of ridicule skyrocket.

Perfect For

  • Nurses, doctors, and science nerds who need catharsis

  • Political activists and meme dealers

  • Party favours for Stampede after-hours

  • Anyone who thinks “public health policy” shouldn’t be an oxymoron

Social Impact

Printed locally, paid fair wages, zero dropship BS. Your purchase funds even more pointed political art—and keeps small-batch Canadian manufacturing alive.