"All Hat, No Cattle” T-Shirt – Pierre Poilievre Satire | Canadian Political Tee

All Hat, No Cattle” T-Shirt – Pierre Poilievre Satire | Canadian Political Tee

Product Description:

Pierre lost his seat—but not his ego.

After being rejected by voters in the 2025 federal election, Pierre Poilievre is trying to weasel his way back into Parliament—not by earning it, but by asking someone else to give up their seat. Specifically: Alberta’s Battle River–Crowfoot riding, where Pierre hasn’t so much as knocked on a door.

This “All Hat, No Cattle” tee calls it like it is. Featuring a cartoon illustration of Poilievre in a white cowboy hat and his signature smug grin, it’s a bold jab at a leader desperately clinging to power with nothing but image and machinery behind him.

Wear it to say what so many Canadians are thinking: this guy’s got the hat… but no cattle.

Details:

• Print: Eco-friendly direct-to-garment (DTG), ultra-vibrant and long-lasting

• Fit: Unisex retail fit (sizes XS to 2XL)

• Printed: In-house at Cutouts Canada, Victoria BC

• Care: Machine wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low.

Why You'll Love It:

✅ Scorching satire of Pierre’s cowboy cosplay and backroom dealmaking
✅ Conversation starter for rallies, pubs, barbecues, or Alberta road trips
✅ Made On-Demand in Canada, not mass-produced or drop-shipped
✅ Ethical production with sweatshop-free blanks and eco inks