Ministry of Separation Sticker – Alberta Political Satire Decal

Meet the Ministry of Separation: a fictional, dystopian Alberta bureaucracy where “freedom” comes with surveillance cameras, voter files, and a little note that says: WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

This satirical political sticker takes aim at Alberta’s increasingly creepy separatist politics, the alleged misuse of Alberta’s voters list, and the uncomfortable feeling that the UCP keeps finding ways to unofficially aid and amplify the separatist movement — whether by design, neglect, or political convenience.

The design features an authoritarian-style seal packed with Alberta-inspired symbolism: wheat stalks, mountains, prairie colours, a surveillance eye, brutalist architecture, and hidden UCP lettering worked into the fortress-like structures. It’s part Orwellian nightmare, part fake government department, part anti-separatist warning label.

To be clear: there is no actual “Ministry of Separation” in Alberta. This is a satirical sticker criticising political extremism, data misuse, American-style interference, and the strange overlap between “freedom” rhetoric and authoritarian behaviour.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, notebooks, bumpers, protest signs, or anywhere else you want to say:

Alberta is not a separatist database.
Canada forever means Canada forever.

Product Details

• Premium contour-cut vinyl sticker
• Waterproof and weather-resistant
• UV-resistant for indoor or outdoor use
• Printed in-house by Cutouts Canada
• Designed and produced in Victoria, BC
• Satirical political artwork
• Not affiliated with the Government of Alberta, Elections Alberta, the UCP, or any real ministry