Oligarch Tote Bag
Oligarch Tote Bag

Oligarch Tote Bag

Regular price $30.00 Sale

Introducing The Oligarch Tote Bag

Oh, Canada! Don't you just love how certain families have a knack for keeping us all in check? Well, meet the Oligarch Tote Bag, featuring the one and only Galen Weston, Canada's grocery oligarch extraordinaire! This isn't your average reusable tote – it's a bold statement, wrapped in sarcasm, and tied with a ribbon of irreverence.

Behold the illustrious Galen Weston, the nepo-baby of the century, proudly flaunting his status as the scion of the almighty Weston family – the folks who've been pulling the strings in Canada for over a century. With his rictus grin and dressed in his no-name best, he's the face of corporate control, the emblem of the oligarchy that rules your grocery bills.

But fear not, fellow Canadians! This tote bag isn't just a fashion statement; it's a friendly reminder that we're all at the mercy of the oligarchs, those sneaky folks who love to gouge prices for their personal gain. Thanks to them, we're paying extra for our everyday essentials, so why not carry your groceries in a bag that boldly tells it like it is?

Picture this: Galen Weston's face, a dictionary definition of "oligarch," and a not-so-subtle nod to his hasty departure as Loblaws Corporation's CEO, all printed on a high-quality,canvas tote bag. It's the perfect conversation starter for your next trip to the grocery store or a family gathering.

So, grab your Oligarch Tote Bag today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Stick it to the man, eh? After all, laughter is the best medicine, especially when dealing with the oligarchs. Let's keep it light, keep it sassy, and keep standing up to those who think they can control our wallets – one tote bag at a time!

$5.00 from every sale will be donated to the Goldstream Food Bank in Langford, BC
This is a novelty product.

Tote Bag measures 13.5" x 16"


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