“All Hat, No Cattle” – Pierre Poilievre Political Satire Sticker

Product Description:

In the wake of the 2025 Canadian Federal Election, Pierre Poilievre lost his seat — and apparently, his grip on reality.

This bold “All Hat, No Cattle” sticker takes aim at Poilievre’s latest political gambit: asking Damian Kurek to vacate the Battle River–Crowfoot riding so Pierre can slide back into Parliament and cling to power. Never mind that he’s never set foot in the riding. Never mind that voters already rejected him. This isn’t leadership — it’s a costume.

Featuring a cartoon-style illustration of Poilievre in a cowboy hat (of course), this satirical sticker calls out the hollow theatre of Conservative Party politics. It’s the perfect accessory for your laptop, water bottle, or protest sign — whether you’re fighting political opportunism or just calling BS when you see it.

Key Features:

• 3" x 3" die-cut vinyl sticker

• Weatherproof, and proudly printed in-store at Cutouts Canada

• Matte finish with vibrant colours and crisp detail

• Designed and produced locally in Victoria, BC

• Ships Free Canada-Wide!